Dumb and Stupid Criminals - BUSTED!!
'Secret' Thief
In India this week a man was arrested by police after having robbed a bank of a different kind.
We've all heard the old jokes about the Irishman robbing the sperm bank by mistake, but it appears in this case that the sperm bank stolen from in this news item was indeed the actual target.
It's believed he was apprehended while trying to sell the 'samples'.
Not really the sort of commodity you expect to be sold on the street corner. It's an awfully long jump to that from "Pssst....Wanna buy a watch!"!
As far as I know of, there were no takers.
We've all heard the old jokes about the Irishman robbing the sperm bank by mistake, but it appears in this case that the sperm bank stolen from in this news item was indeed the actual target.
It's believed he was apprehended while trying to sell the 'samples'.
Not really the sort of commodity you expect to be sold on the street corner. It's an awfully long jump to that from "Pssst....Wanna buy a watch!"!
As far as I know of, there were no takers.
Burglar Not Really THAT Interested In FENCING!
Recently in Hungary, a burglar out on the prowl, climbed the fence of what he considered to be a prime target in a posh area of Budapest, only to be confronted by fencing of a different sort.
Virgine Ujlaky, 23, of the Olympic Fencing team was practicing her swordplay when she saw Pal Nagy, 43, climb in through the window of her house. She deftly pinned him up against the wall with her sword at his throat while she rang police.
The thief was later treated for symptoms of shock.
Virgine Ujlaky, 23, of the Olympic Fencing team was practicing her swordplay when she saw Pal Nagy, 43, climb in through the window of her house. She deftly pinned him up against the wall with her sword at his throat while she rang police.
The thief was later treated for symptoms of shock.
Dumb, Dumber, and DUMBEST
BOSSIER CITY, LA - Crime doesn't pay - especially when a thief leaves her purse at the scene. After eating in a Mexican restaurant, four young women took off without paying for her food - and without the purse that belonged to one of them. When officers arrived at the restaurant, they got the name and photo of one of the thieves from the driver's license in the purse. That made it easy to recognize her when she and her pals returned to fetch the forgotten handbag. Guess they were too dumb to notice the police, who were still at the restaurant.
